*4 people ride in a car, Biz Markie’s ‘Just A Friend’ blares on the radio*

Guy in the back, wearing his sunglasses at night:

“I said, “How do you like the show?”
She said, “I was very amused”
I started throwin’ bass, she started throwin’ back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
[Unexplainable jump in the song to a different verse]

Blonde girl who has clearly had a bit too much:

I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again
I said, “Yo, who was that?” “Oh, he’s just a friend”
Don’t gimme that, don’t even gimme that

The cab driver cranks up a stereo that’s nicer than the one in any vehicle I’ve ever owned. All, cab driver included:

OH BABY YOU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEED
BUT YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND
YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND

The commercial closes with “Let a stranger drive you home.” and the following screen explains it’s a Heineken commercial.

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The first video is an internet cult classic, referred to as the ‘Aicha Kid.’  Rumors swirled the internet about this guy killing himself in an alternate extended version of the video.  It’s found to be false(use the Google, you’ll find it).

The second… is edited to an alternate ending.  Much better, if you ask me.