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I HATE commercials.

*4 people ride in a car, Biz Markie’s ‘Just A Friend’ blares on the radio*

Guy in the back, wearing his sunglasses at night:

“I said, “How do you like the show?”
She said, “I was very amused”
I started throwin’ bass, she started throwin’ back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
[Unexplainable jump in the song to a different verse]

Blonde girl who has clearly had a bit too much:

I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again
I said, “Yo, who was that?” “Oh, he’s just a friend”
Don’t gimme that, don’t even gimme that

The cab driver cranks up a stereo that’s nicer than the one in any vehicle I’ve ever owned. All, cab driver included:

OH BABY YOU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEED
BUT YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND
YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND

The commercial closes with “Let a stranger drive you home.” and the following screen explains it’s a Heineken commercial.

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If you haven’t heard HIM, you should really give them a shot.

A lot of people will give HIM a glance, write them off as emo, or teenager music, or whatever else, and not give them a second look. I really enjoy Ville Valo’s vocals, and Linde’s guitar is fantastic. The rest of the band ain’t half bad either. I ask you only to tell me that the chorus for “Right Here In My Arms”(above) isn’t one of the catchiest you’ve heard in a long while. When you’re done there, check out “Buried Alive By Love” below. If you don’t find yourself looking for more of their music, then forget I pointed you to either of these songs, and go about your day.

Oh, and yes, that is Juliette Lewis.

Funny in general, the payoff comes at about 15 seconds remaining

EDIT: They apparently changed video URLs on me.  Stupid ads.

There’s never a bad time for cats, no matter how many times you’ve seen the videos.  So I present: funny cats.(Feat. a cameo by Ceiling Cat)

Cat NOM NOM NOM NOMs out loud

Happy Spirit Journey Formation @AWiser!  Courtesy of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Adult Swim :)

That Mario is a menace!  A MENACE, I TELL YA! (Click, pops to bigger)

That Mario is a menace!  A MENACE, I TELL YA! (Click, pops to bigger)