I’ve never found this to be a problem.

And to think all my cat does is headbutts me when he wants his litter changed.

tbridge:

When Macro wants out, he sits in the window behind my chair and pats me on the shoulder.

NOOOO THEY STEALIN MAH COOKIE

So a few of my friends and I are considering making some new sketches. We had some a while back that I can’t find or I’d post them to Youtube. One brief example- we had one titled the Wii World Boxing Championship of the World featuring a friend of mine who was rising up through the boxing ranks to take on who we’d dubbed then champ Daisuke.  We chronicled his training(beer, smokes, and ribs were a large part) leading up to the fight, then the fight itself. We were pleased with the results.

Here’s what I’m looking for: ideas for skits/sketches we can act out with 4-5 people and 1-2 cameras. If you’ve got any you can offer up, by all means do so. We’re looking for things that can be done and edited down to under 10 minutes(though we’re happy to do longer projects, it’ll just take longer to complete them), or ideally 3, where the attention span of the normal internet viewer stops. Give me your good, bad, or other ideas. I’ll make sure we credit you in the concept portion of the credits. Oh, and tell your friends! There’s probably no idea too crazy.

When I registered tygr20.com, I would never imagine anyone would ever mistake it for anything other than my site. It’s pretty simple to figure out. These URLs, on the other hand… someone should probably be fired.

http://mp3shits.com
Ever seen the brown note episode of Mythbusters?

http://www.therapistfinder.com/
“I’ll take ‘The Rapists’ for $200.” Tell me Connery didn’t have a hand in this one.

http://www.nig.com
A partner company of the Royal Bank of Scotland. This one isn’t really funny, just unfortunate.

http://www.potsofart.com/
Pots o’ Fart! Get ‘em here, get ‘em now! I’m 12. I know.

http://www.whorepresents.com/
I don’t think this one could ever be read as it’s intended without really thinking about it for a second. Shouldn’t a URL tell you at a glance what’s going on there?

http://www.penisland.net/
I’m not going to explain this one, but at time of writing, they’re not shipping anything out, due to “two cases of swine flu occuring on an island within 5km of our own.” Not making this up.

http://www.speedofart.com/
I can’t tell you how happy I was to click on this one and not see Gramps in a thong with a bowl of chili(hint: I was ecstatic).

http://gadgetsexpose.com/
Almost thought this one would ruin my childhood. I mean, come on, she was such a big help to Chip and Dale!

WTF of the day.  Seriously, WTF?

[09:19] <mouseki-werk> The zoo, in an effort to stop the numerous prank calls it typically gets on April Fools’ Day, has set up four hotlines for pranksters looking to dupe others. Numbers have been set up for such April Fools standbys as “Mr. Albert Ross,” “Mr. C. Lyon,” “Ms. Anna Conda,” and the aforementioned “Mr. Don Key.”
[09:19] <mouseki-werk> that sounds liek soemthign tygr woudl do
[09:20] <tygr20> no way
[09:20] <tygr20> C. Lyon is stupid
[09:21] <tygr20> I’d find a better one there
[09:21] <tygr20> like… G. Raffe
[09:21] <tygr20> or the foreign dude, R. Dvark
[09:22] <tygr20> or a full name, like Ann Teeter
[09:23] <&Gupfee> C. Vetkat
[09:23] <INCyr> L. Ephant
[09:23] <&Gupfee> Pan D’Bair
[09:24] <INCyr> Ko Ala
[09:24] <&Gupfee> Rin O’Cerus
[09:24] <tygr20> Cal Liforniacondor
[09:24] <INCyr> ha
[09:25] <INCyr> Tai Gere
[09:25] <&Gupfee> F.L. Mingo
[09:26] <tygr20> I’m blanking on animals
[09:26] <INCyr> Poor Cupine
[09:26] <&Gupfee> Redd Foxx
[09:27] <INCyr> Hed Jhog
[09:27] <&Gupfee> Tim Burwulf
[09:27] <tygr20> Chick N. Hawk
[09:28] <tygr20> Al Paca
[09:28] <&Gupfee> Baldy Gull
[09:28] <tygr20> B. Verr
[09:28] <&Gupfee> R. Mine
[09:28] <tygr20> Jack El
[09:29] <tygr20> Gwen E. Pig
[09:29] * mouseki-werk waits patiently
[09:29] <tygr20> Rick Oon
[09:29] <&Gupfee> Pre Ridaug
[09:29] <INCyr> Kane Garoo
[09:29] <tygr20> nice, INCyr
[09:29] <tygr20> Kit Ten
[09:30] <&Gupfee> Wall O’Bee
[09:30] <tygr20> Walt Verine
[09:30] <INCyr> Tor Toise
[09:30] <tygr20> Kai Otei
[09:30] <&Gupfee> P. Thawn
[09:31] <tygr20> Gup: I’m missing that one
[09:31] <mouseki-werk> python
[09:31] <INCyr> ah
[09:31] <tygr20> ahhhhh
[09:31] <tygr20> very nice
[09:31] <tygr20> this one does itself- Myna Bird
[09:32] <tygr20> Sal Amander
[09:32] <INCyr> Man Taray
[09:32] <&Gupfee> Al Igator
[09:32] <tygr20> Wee Sal
[09:32] <&Gupfee> Ceil O’Canth
[09:32] <tygr20> lol
[09:33] <tygr20> Walt Russ
[09:33] <tygr20> Tae Peer
[09:33] <INCyr> O. Ter
[09:33] <tygr20> Seal
[09:33] <&Gupfee> Kota Mundi
[09:34] <tygr20> Lee Mur
[09:34] <INCyr> Bal Deegle
[09:34] <tygr20> strike
[09:34] <tygr20> Gup already did Bald Eagle
[09:34] <INCyr> doh
[09:34] <tygr20> Cam Eleon
[09:35] <tygr20> Buff Alo
[09:35] <tygr20> Auntie Lope
[09:35] <INCyr> Bi’s son
[09:35] <&Gupfee> Bram O’Bull
[09:35] <&Gupfee> all my animals are Irish apparently
[09:35] <INCyr> heh
[09:36] <INCyr> Jack Elope
[09:36] <&Gupfee> Griz LeBear
[09:36] <tygr20> Stel Lion
[09:36] <&Gupfee> Z. Bra
[09:37] <tygr20> R. D. Runner
[09:37] <INCyr> Gaz Elle
[09:37] <&Gupfee> and we can’t forget Griz’s brother, Po
[09:37] <tygr20> Babs Oon
[09:38] <tygr20> Buzz Ard
[09:38] <INCyr> Gor Illa
[09:38] <tygr20> Doll Fin
[09:38] <&Gupfee> R. Madillo
[09:39] <tygr20> Jack War
[09:39] <INCyr> Spie Der
[09:39] <INCyr> Crick Et
[09:39] <tygr20> Amos Quito
[09:39] <INCyr> nice
[09:40] <tygr20> M. Night Engayle
[09:40] <&Gupfee> heh
[09:40] <INCyr> Hahahah
[09:40] <tygr20> Ray N. Deer
[09:40] <tygr20> guess there’s also C. Urchin
[09:41] <&Gupfee> G. LeFish
[09:41] <INCyr> or C. Otter
[09:42] <&Gupfee> Penny Guin
[09:42] <INCyr> S. Quid
[09:43] <INCyr> Ock Topus
[09:43] <&Gupfee> O. Possum
[09:44] <&Gupfee> Chip Monk
[09:44] <INCyr> S. Quirrel
[09:45] <&Gupfee> Al Bacore
[09:46] <tygr20> Hum N. Bird?
[09:47] <tygr20> Pat Ridge
[09:47] <tygr20> Fez Ant
[09:47] <INCyr> P. Cock
[09:47] <tygr20> (losing steam here)
[09:48] <tygr20> also, I’d like to point out we’ve been at this for some 25 minutes now
[09:48] <INCyr> Roo Ster
[09:48] <INCyr> we’ve gotten a hell of a list
[09:49] <tygr20> this needs to be archived
[09:49] <INCyr> totally
[09:50] <&Gupfee> Mar Mosette
[09:50] <INCyr> Ig Uana
[09:50] <&Gupfee> Kim Odo Dragon
[09:51] <tygr20> Anna Money
[09:51] <INCyr> ?
[09:51] <tygr20> Anemone
[09:51] <INCyr> oh, nice
[09:52] <INCyr> M. Ouse
[09:52] <INCyr> Ter Mite
[09:52] <tygr20> Andy N. Condor
[09:52] <INCyr> I believe Anna Condor was one of the originals
[09:52] <tygr20> that was anaconda
[09:52] <tygr20> this is Andean Condor
[09:53] <INCyr> ….
[09:53] <&Gupfee> heh
[09:53] <&Gupfee> Jack Rabbit
[09:53] <tygr20> don’t know how I missed that
[09:53] <INCyr> W. orm
[09:54] <tygr20> that’s a stretch :P
[09:54] <INCyr> yeah, well, we’re running low ;)
[09:54] <tygr20> Bob Cat
[09:54] <INCyr> and my brain isn’t fully on at the moment
[09:54] <tygr20> Pele Can
[09:55] <INCyr> J. Guar
[09:55] <INCyr> Pam Ther
[09:55] <tygr20> Cam Al?
[09:55] <INCyr> Chee Tah
[09:55] <&Gupfee> P. Finn
[09:56] <&Gupfee> Bee Luga
[09:56] <tygr20> Kari Boo
[09:57] <&Gupfee> Kane Toad
[09:57] <tygr20> E. Gret
[09:58] <INCyr> Vul Ture
[09:58] <&Gupfee> Jim Panzee
[09:58] <INCyr> Nice
[09:58] <tygr20> Jim Panzee is TERRIFIC
[09:58] <&Gupfee> :)
[09:58] <tygr20> Walt A. Bee
[09:59] <tygr20> Wil DeBeast
[09:59] <INCyr> O. Rangutang
[09:59] <&Gupfee> Sy Kada
[10:00] <&Gupfee> F. Al Coen
[10:00] <tygr20> Woody Pecker
[10:00] <INCyr> C. Gull
[10:00] <&Gupfee> Fair Rhett
[10:00] <&Gupfee> (that one’s for Rowan)
[10:01] <tygr20> lol
[10:01] <Lovek> Morning
[10:02] <&Gupfee> Basil Lisk
[10:04] <tygr20> Bo A. Constrictor
[10:04] <&Gupfee> Ken Kajou
[10:05] <&Gupfee> Leo Pard
[10:05] <tygr20> Pappy Dog
[10:08] <strifey> wow, thats still going?
[10:14] <INCyr> we had a good run on it
[10:14] <Lovek> what the hell is this?
[10:14] <INCyr> about 30+ minutes of us coming up with names out of animals
[10:14] <Lovek> got it
[10:14] <INCyr> I think Jim Panzee and Kane Garoo were the best so far, but we have a hell of a list