*4 people ride in a car, Biz Markie’s ‘Just A Friend’ blares on the radio*

Guy in the back, wearing his sunglasses at night:

“I said, “How do you like the show?”
She said, “I was very amused”
I started throwin’ bass, she started throwin’ back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
[Unexplainable jump in the song to a different verse]

Blonde girl who has clearly had a bit too much:

I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again
I said, “Yo, who was that?” “Oh, he’s just a friend”
Don’t gimme that, don’t even gimme that

The cab driver cranks up a stereo that’s nicer than the one in any vehicle I’ve ever owned. All, cab driver included:

OH BABY YOU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEED
BUT YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND
YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND

The commercial closes with “Let a stranger drive you home.” and the following screen explains it’s a Heineken commercial.

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