Life, in general, is a lie. Not just the cake.

If Shamwow was a natural disaster, and paper towels were a wildfire, Shamwow would be an earth destroying asteroid. That’s how much better it is than that crap sponge or regular towel you’ve been using.  Besides, Shamwow is good for 10 years, and that sponge lasts a week. (via TheTumbler)

If Shamwow was a natural disaster, and paper towels were a wildfire, Shamwow would be an earth destroying asteroid. That’s how much better it is than that crap sponge or regular towel you’ve been using. Besides, Shamwow is good for 10 years, and that sponge lasts a week. (via TheTumbler)