Life, in general, is a lie. Not just the cake.

Excuse me, sir, someone told me you and your canine companion like the frivolity of yo-yos, so we put a picture of your dog in a yo-yo.  Now when you yo-yo, you can yo-yo your dog while he is being yo-yoed.

Excuse me, sir, someone told me you and your canine companion like the frivolity of yo-yos, so we put a picture of your dog in a yo-yo.  Now when you yo-yo, you can yo-yo your dog while he is being yo-yoed.