So many things wrong here:
1. Multiple popped collars + one is pink = megadouche
2. This guy is trying to appear drunk to have an excuse later.
3. The shocker, Crispy? Really?
4. The WTF and the facepalm. The reaction of everyone looking at this.
5. Kiss lips. Who are you kissing? I’m looking at this picture, and I’m offended, because it looks like you’re trying to kiss me.
6. The lol-worthy part of this picture: OMG SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!
