Life, in general, is a lie. Not just the cake.

This is arguably the best idea to come from an NBC office since they decided to continue The Office without Steve Carell. (Sarcasm mine)

danharmon:

Kids:

A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…

Dear Honda tech, while I appreciate the humor on my oil filter, I would appreciate it more if you would not tighten the filter to what felt like 100 lb/ft. Love, Me (Taken with instagram)

Dear Honda tech, while I appreciate the humor on my oil filter, I would appreciate it more if you would not tighten the filter to what felt like 100 lb/ft. Love, Me (Taken with instagram)

I have been told my weight loss is amazing, that my journey is inspirational. While I appreciate and am humbled by all of your kind words each time I hear them, I am no inspiration. Arthur Boorman is. Thank you for sharing this, DDP.

Never, Ever Give Up. Arthur’s Inspirational Transformation! (by Dallapage)

Settle my internal debate: mowing the backyard shirtless

I’ve been having an internal debate for the last 25-30 minutes(the time it took to mow). It’s 90-100 degrees out, and I decided to mow the backyard with no shirt.

Justifications:

1) it’s HOT 2) at least I wore shorts 3) I wore a shirt for the front 4) it’s REALLY HOT 5) I didn’t have a beer in hand 6) riding mower, not push mower

On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being “not white trash at all” and 10 being “just drank a case of PBR in the Walmart parking lot because I was thirsty,” where do you feel this fits on the white trash scale? All answers accepted, and my feelings won’t be hurt.

Me and Mike Birbiglia after tonight’s show. I’d just told @birbigs he’s not the father. (Taken with instagram)

Me and Mike Birbiglia after tonight’s show. I’d just told @birbigs he’s not the father. (Taken with instagram)

This is my “WE JUST DRAFTED ANDREW LUCK” face. (Taken with instagram)

This is my “WE JUST DRAFTED ANDREW LUCK” face. (Taken with instagram)

tbridge:

barackobama:

Aaaand there’s video.

Bamf.